Octodog Frankfurter Converter Review
Review by Nick Burka
- Product:
- Octodog Frankfurter Converter (company site)
- What's Good:
- Well constructed, hilariously well designed.
- What's Bad:
- Hard to make it work right, cutting edges too dull.
This is perhaps the silliest review on the Stuff site so far, but this product nonetheless deserves a review. The product in question is the hilariously weird and ingenious Octodog frankfurter converter - a sharply designed doohickey that takes a hotdog and slices until it looks like an octopus. How this idea came into some inventor's head, I have no idea, but I know when I first laid eyes on it I instantly knew it was pure genius.
The Octodog is surprisingly well constructed. It's made of very durable and heavy plastic that's molded into the shape of an octopus. The design is simple but well thought out. The eyes are removable and when the hotdog is inserted and the eyes replaced, they hold the hotdog in place and add two little "eye holes" into the hotdog at the same time. The top half of the Octodog then slides into the bottom half, cutting eight little octopus-legs into the dog. The overall result is hilariously weird and awesome at the same time.

Despite its simplicity, there are a few oddities with this device. The major gripe I have is with the way the legs are cut. Because the "blades" are constructed out of relatively dull plastic, the force needed to slice the hotdog is too much and I ended up with two ripped up dogs before I got one right. Another kind of unexpected thing was the absurd size of the finished product. I guess the size of a hotdog is a bit deceiving, but after making my first Octodog, I was quite surprised to see that it towered over my plate - a bit more like the Beastie Boys "Intergalactic" octopus monster than a funny little piece of food.
Comments
Mandy - August 22, 2004 2:22 pm
And where can one pick up said funny piece of plastic? I like it.
Octohunter - October 9, 2004 11:51 pm
There's another review on The Weekly Aaron.
Octodog
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Octodog Dissident - April 23, 2005 3:54 am
WHAT THE FUCK?!!! YOU PEOPLE ARE INSANE
Pimp daddy - May 7, 2005 3:36 am
I'll show you my octodog if you show me yours....
Octo-Cock - May 16, 2005 4:20 pm
What happens if I put my wang in it?
Kill hotodog! - July 31, 2005 9:34 pm
This is a most idiotic piece of thrash!
Goon - August 2, 2005 1:08 am
I AM FROM SOMETHING AWFUL.COM, I THINK I'M REALLY FUNNY BUT I'M JUST BITTER ABOUT EVERYTHING AND LONELY :(
omg - August 26, 2005 9:21 am
octodog rocks the casbah
Octodog Lover! - October 25, 2005 10:35 pm
This device rocks! I want one imediatly, this so cool i dream everynight about what i could do with this magic device!
westernkate - February 28, 2006 4:16 pm
har har... Octodog is so rediculous it's gone all the way around to cool...
me
JimsShip - April 23, 2006 2:44 am
Octo-dog is the Bomb! Not only does it cut the hotdog into non-chocking bite size kiddie pieces, the "tentacles" get nice and crispy on the grill!
I also love the expression from the kids when i serve a plateful of them at the BBQ's. They freak and scream that they have to eat squid. Good times!
Mom of 2 - March 21, 2007 7:31 pm
My boys ages two and four LOVE the octodog. They look forward to lunch daily! Very cute and clever idea.